FASA PRO LAMBASTS FASA DOS - CALLS HIM A DEVIL

Good day my fellow FASAITES. Good day greatest Nigerian students. My name is Chidiebere Kalu (FASA PRO) and this is the time for me to clear the air on all the controversies happening in FASA lately. And I crave your indulgence to read this with all objectivity and unbiasedness as this is the truth, the whole truth. And by the time you are done reading, you will know that the Director of Socials, David Igwe is the devil that wants to drag FASA's noble and baronial reputations to the mud. He is a cheap criminal and should pen a public apology letter to all FASAITES! Yes, every FASAITE deserves that apology.
This week is our FASA week which started from Wednesday 8th of June 2016 and will end by Saturday 11th June, 2016. We the whole FASA excos have already planned how this week is going to be since last year. So, when the Director of Socials David Igwe (MC Dave) brought his budget, we scrutinized it and after cutting down cost on some stuffs, we submitted the budget to FASA House of Assembly. Fortunately, the budget was approved. We had a meeting on Sunday 5th June, 2016 to plan for the week. As Mandela the president of FASA presented the approved budget to the executive house, MC Dave flaired up in anger and almost slapped a whole FASA president in the presence of the other excos. He started shouting and threatening everybody in the house. All the excos were surprised at his unexpected reaction as every other exco was happy with the approved budget. He cited reasons that the budget was supposed to be presented by him the Director of Socials to the House. But that is quite unconstitutional because it is the president of an executive that presents a budget to the house. Even in Nigeria, it is the president Buhari that presents the budget to the the House and even our dean Professor Pat Uche Okpoko attested to that in the meeting we had with him on Wednesday 8th, 2016.
As the meeting continued, the president brought out the budget and distributed functions to every single exco for the success of the week. He became angry and left the meeting. He cited the reason that he is the DOS hence it is his constitutional function being distributed to every exco. But it is this same MC Dave that has embezzled over One Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira belonging to FASAITES. Your money as a FASAITE, your hard-earned dues! We have done three events (the FASA blast, FASA Matriculation Ceremony and FASA Freshers' Night), and a total of Three Hundred and Seventy Three Thousand Naira (373,000) was approved for all these events. And up till today the 9th of June, 2016, MC Dave the FASA Director of Socials is yet to make an account for all these social events. And according to the constitution, the account for an event should be done and given to the Financial Secretary 48 hours after the event. So who is being unconstitutional here? When we had our FASA Cleanup, the Vice President and the Welfare Officer who were in charge of the programme brought back an account 48 hours after the event. They even brought back money remaining (budget surplus). But MC DAVE has been unable to do this for a whooping 373,000 Naira! My dear FASAITE, your money. We've tried countless times to make him do the account but he has blatantly disobeyed us and boycotted all our meetings where he is supposes to tender the account.
Now, my dear FASAITE, won't it be stupid of us to still give this same MC Dave our money?? And that's why we've continued the week without him because we don't trust him again. And to God be he glory, so far so excellent. And all he could do is to shamelessly go around badmouthing our dear FASA!
So my fellow students, we now know who the devil is. And he deserves to be arrested till he brings back all our money. It is not his money, it is not his father's money. It is YOUR money! FASA is not a shop where you come to enrich your pocket. We were all elected to serve and that's what we have sworn to do. And after our FASA week, we will tender a public account of how the week went. Yes, you deserve to know.
This is nothing but the whole truth and you have to believe it. To my fellow FASAITES, I'm so sorry that dirty linens are being washed outside but desperate situations deserve desperate measures an moreover, you really deserve to know the truth, because you bought that right to the truth when you went to that Diamond Bank and paid your FASA dues!
And to the general public, you now know the truth. And all the activities for the week must continue as planned. We the excos might not be perfect but by the special grace of God, we are trying and we've recorded loads of success amidst too many afflictions.
I still remain Comrade Chidiebere Kalu, the humble Public Relations Officer (PRO) of Faculty of Arts Students Association (FASA) speaking the whole truth, on behalf of every FASA executive.
Long Live FASA, Long Live UNN and Long Live YOU my dear reader.
Thank you so kindly.